Last night while Joe and I were in the garden spot pulling weeds (me), watering (him) and admiring our tomato plants (us) when I heard the neighbor call my name very loudly.
"SUZY!" she said.....and I turned around thinking to
myself, "Hmmm I didn't even know they knew my name! How did they know my name?"
"SUZY! SHUT UP!!" Now I was really mad. I wasn't
doing anything and this woman is yelling at me to shut up!!
As I turned around, looked at Joe, then back to the neighbors yard and then realized.....she was talking to her dog.
Joe yelled at her and said, "Hey what is your dog's name??"
"Suzy" she replied.
I stood there and pointed to myself, "Me too."
She was horrified and Joe almost fell down laughing, and he yelled back at her, "You can scream that again any time I don't mind. "