Saturday, May 13, 2006

'Nuther note to self

1. Never miss an opportunity to shut up
2. Listen to your first instinct (and repeat #1)

26 comments:

  1. But I always remember too late.

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  2. me too
    that's the problem! :o)

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  3. I have a great memory... it's just short.

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  4. Never miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
    Even if you don't think you need to go, just sit your buns down and give it a try any way. If you don't, you may regret it later when your thimble-sized bladder is full and you are in a long line at the grocery store.

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  5. OMG! If I had a nickle for everytime I've thought that...

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  6. The bathroom advice comes from a veteran mother, take it people!

    When you become a mother, you learn where all the good clean public bathrooms are when you have a toddler.

    I even know someone who carried a portable potty chair in their trunk for potty training emergencies!

    Seeker, maybe you just need new batteries or an memory upgrade.

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  7. Ok Leslee, if you DID have a nickel for every time you thought that how much would you have?? Just asking.....

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  8. Jamie Dawn, that's a lesson my mom taught me... never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom. I live by it.

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  9. Seeker, so who has the best public bathroom in your town?! :o)

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  10. i second jamie dawns advice

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  11. I also agree with Jamie Dawn's advice. Nothing worse than being caught short !!
    Take care, Meow

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  12. Meow, I can think of only one thing worse: being caught short in the toilet paper department.....AFTER you have done your business.

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  13. Well AJ, I'm pretty good at spending money as fast as I get it so I'd probably only have about $1.45 in my pocket.

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  14. Leslee, that is still a lot of nickels!

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  15. Are you posting this after taking this advice, or regretting not taking it?

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  16. Jenn, that would be the latter.

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  17. Yeah, well I usually figure out the perfect time for keeping my mouth shut long after it's been flapping open...

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  18. I need to remind myself of this more often :). My Mother really needs to remind herself of this...

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  19. Huh? What? Am I talking now?

    Expect a package, media mail-like, from the Amazon boys (maybe Amazon hires girls too, who knows) Idoit Girls coming to a postman near you!

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  20. you got 20 comments off two lines. is UJ jealous?

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  21. A package for MEEEEE???? A book for MEEEEEE???? yay!!

    Kish! glad you popped over for a visit. shutting up is hard. i have to think about it hard and strain to do it. must.keep.lips.locked!

    Leslee....me too.

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  22. Let's just make this an even 23. Okay, so I can't add.

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  23. mmmphnnnmmmffg.

    Just practicing keeping my mouth closed.

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  24. sooooooooo
    word to your mutha
    new post. please.

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  25. Well if everyone followed these rules there'd be no wars, no politicians, and no late night TV.

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