Never miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom. Even if you don't think you need to go, just sit your buns down and give it a try any way. If you don't, you may regret it later when your thimble-sized bladder is full and you are in a long line at the grocery store.
But I always remember too late.
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother's Day.
ReplyDeleteme too
ReplyDeletethat's the problem! :o)
I have a great memory... it's just short.
ReplyDeleteNever miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteEven if you don't think you need to go, just sit your buns down and give it a try any way. If you don't, you may regret it later when your thimble-sized bladder is full and you are in a long line at the grocery store.
OMG! If I had a nickle for everytime I've thought that...
ReplyDeleteThe bathroom advice comes from a veteran mother, take it people!
ReplyDeleteWhen you become a mother, you learn where all the good clean public bathrooms are when you have a toddler.
I even know someone who carried a portable potty chair in their trunk for potty training emergencies!
Seeker, maybe you just need new batteries or an memory upgrade.
Ok Leslee, if you DID have a nickel for every time you thought that how much would you have?? Just asking.....
ReplyDeleteJamie Dawn, that's a lesson my mom taught me... never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom. I live by it.
ReplyDeleteSeeker, so who has the best public bathroom in your town?! :o)
ReplyDeletei second jamie dawns advice
ReplyDeleteI also agree with Jamie Dawn's advice. Nothing worse than being caught short !!
ReplyDeleteTake care, Meow
Meow, I can think of only one thing worse: being caught short in the toilet paper department.....AFTER you have done your business.
ReplyDeleteWell AJ, I'm pretty good at spending money as fast as I get it so I'd probably only have about $1.45 in my pocket.
ReplyDeleteLeslee, that is still a lot of nickels!
ReplyDeleteAre you posting this after taking this advice, or regretting not taking it?
ReplyDeleteJenn, that would be the latter.
ReplyDeleteYeah, well I usually figure out the perfect time for keeping my mouth shut long after it's been flapping open...
ReplyDeleteI need to remind myself of this more often :). My Mother really needs to remind herself of this...
ReplyDeleteHuh? What? Am I talking now?
ReplyDeleteExpect a package, media mail-like, from the Amazon boys (maybe Amazon hires girls too, who knows) Idoit Girls coming to a postman near you!
you got 20 comments off two lines. is UJ jealous?
ReplyDeleteA package for MEEEEE???? A book for MEEEEEE???? yay!!
ReplyDeleteKish! glad you popped over for a visit. shutting up is hard. i have to think about it hard and strain to do it. must.keep.lips.locked!
Leslee....me too.
Let's just make this an even 23. Okay, so I can't add.
ReplyDeletemmmphnnnmmmffg.
ReplyDeleteJust practicing keeping my mouth closed.
sooooooooo
ReplyDeleteword to your mutha
new post. please.
Well if everyone followed these rules there'd be no wars, no politicians, and no late night TV.
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