Ok here is my favorite joke in the whole world. Let me warn you it is corny but funny. It was told to me by my former boss, Dr. Morgan. I still laugh when I think of him telling it to me. (He was about 6'5" and weighed about 270 and just laughed the whole time he was telling it)
OK there was this guy in a hot air balloon floating all over creation. He had been at it a long time and got tired so he decided to sit down and rest in the basket. He fell asleep and when he woke up he had no idea where he was. He lowered the ballon a bit over a farm and called out to the farmer down below, "Hey you down there! Where am I?"
The farmer being very intelligent replied, "Haha! You can't fool me...you're up in that balloon!"
hahahahahaha
Ok Bloggers, tickle my funny bone with YOUR funniest joke. (and don't tell me if you didn't like mine.haha )
well, since we can't comment on your joke, i simply don't know what to say. i don't have any good jokes. i never remember jokes to tell people. i'll have to ask dylan when he gets home.
ReplyDeleteI too have trouble remembering jokes. But I do love to laugh at them or with them.
ReplyDeletewhere are you? why aren't you home cooking your man some vittles?
ReplyDeleteSo I take it y'all didn't think it near as funny as I? Well I don't care! :o) Funny is as funny does says Forest Gump.
ReplyDeleteC'mon you two...you can think of one surely. Google and then tell me.
I'll work on it. My mind keeps fixating on lice.
ReplyDeleteOkay. These two lice hopped in a bar...................
ReplyDeletei put this in an email to you, and you might not think it's funny it's typical of my weird, dry sense of humor
ReplyDelete"The face of a child says it all......especially the mouth part".
I found a good joke, over at Turtle's blog, aka Foo's wife "sweetie". check it out
ReplyDeleteI'm not good at remembering jokes.
ReplyDeleteHere's one from my 6 year old son:
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Orange Banana head.
Orange Banana head who?
Orange Banana head, banana head.
He says this while he laughs his head off. I wish I still laughed like a kid.
Oh wow did Anne's comment bring back memories. That's exactly what MY son was like at that age! And he would laugh himself sick. I'd be left scratching my head and looking apologetically at friends and family as they politely snickered.
ReplyDeleteThe mom of one of my ex-fiances (I'm a serial engager) was the only one that would laugh herself sick right along with him. I asked her WHY once, and she told me that she just got hysterical watching HIM laugh.
I can't think of any jokes right now, but my blog today comes close. ;o)
What do moles drink?
ReplyDeleteHole milk.
HHAHAHAHAHAH My funny bone is tickled by Jamie Dawn! Hole milk! Moles! Great! Corny! I love it!
ReplyDeleteno one liked my joke. i'm never speaking again. i'm going to go live in a mole hole. good bye
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ReplyDeleteI like the joke I read on Uncle Joe's blog a while back.... it went something like this:
ReplyDeleteA turtle was walking down the road, and was attacked and injured by a gang of 5 snails. When the police came to make a report, they asked the turtle what happened. The turtle replied, "I don't know, officer, it all happened so fast..."
I seem to remember a 20/20 about the creator of Beetle Bailey getting a lot of angry mail from farmers because his character "Zero" is so stupid, and a fly goes into one of his ears and out the other. He also got a lot of angry letters from offended fat people, ugly people, feminsts, etc.
ReplyDelete(I'm not a farmer or offended it just made me think of that).
Well, here is my current favorite, sent to me by my mom. It's a tiny bit risque, so feel free to delete if you need to.
ReplyDeleteOle is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non Scandhoovians out there).
He drives to the Nordakota farm and looks over the cow. Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls.. the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take her home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?" Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, "Yah dats right. but, how did you know?
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
awwwww now Susie, please come out from your mole hole. i thought i commented.must have been in email. I thought your Jack Handy quote was very funny. the face of my daughter says too much.
ReplyDeleteJennifer i am laying on the bed trying to read your joke. when I get to the last line I can't even finish for laughing.
well, i'm so retarded this week, i'm not getting anything. i really think i should stay in bed, and not get out. what does the guys wife being from nordakota have to do with the cow? meaning all people from there fart when you pull their teat? i know, i know, i'm annoying.
ReplyDeleteSusie you are special.
ReplyDeletetickle tickle, i'm posting from class, i'm naughty,
ReplyDeletei got your emails!!!!
you have to give the joke award to Jennifer. I really laughed at that one
ReplyDeletei think jennifer has a patent out on the joke, and you have to pay her five dollars for everytime you repeat it. right jennifer?
ReplyDeleteno, no. Send away. Enjoy. It's not mine. :-)
ReplyDeleteheloooooooooooooo, time for a new post, and i have your challenge posted on my blog. no turning back AJ, you gotta play this time. remember what happened when you didn't play? your tummy hurt, and you had to ask for some rolaids.
ReplyDeletewhy did you delete a comment, i'm curious. i wanna know the details. also, i'm still waiting for that fridge picture. if you want more fudge, you have to win another contest.
ReplyDeleteIt was some guy pledging his undying love for me. I think his name was Hugh or something like that.
ReplyDeleteNot really, it was an ad.
See your post for my sob story about the fridge.